The Friends They Warned You About

Luckily for us both, I am well acquainted with the Hottest Women of London. Each possessing wit with more wattage than a Doxy wand and looks that will blow your fuse, let’s extend the invite.

MARGOT

Ever played with a professional dancer? Now you can. Margot is your very own ballerina. Why not come and find out just how flexible she is? 

ELLE VOSS

Elle is the height (pun intended, she’s quite tall) of modern pre-raphaelite looks: thick, long golden-brown hair, smooth skin with a natural blush and expressive hazel eyes. Her warmth, intelligence and wit are sure to set you at ease even if she’s the only one laughing at her own jokes.

LOUISA

Meet Louisa: critically-acclaimed kisser and highly civilised pervert, on a quest to fit other things in her mouth besides the silver spoon. London based, but further-flung flings encouraged.

NIKKI

A beautiful Aussie brunette, here to delight all your senses. Well travelled and explorative, Nikki loves to play as much as she loves to have thought provoking conversations. Fun and down to earth, Nikki will endeavour to explore any avenue with you.

GRACE


Flexible in body and virtue, Grace has a heart of gold and might appear angelic on the outside, but (barely) contained behind a mischievous grin is a quick-witted hedonist with a thirst for exciting experiences.

FLORENCE

Florence is sunshine, personified. Armed with sparkling blue eyes, a softly toned, slender body, bouncing blonde locks and delicate long legs, she will captivate you with her smart quips, sexy charm and beaming smile. London based, Florence loves to chase the sweetest of thrills in the city and beyond. So, buckle up. Let's go on a Wilde ride.

SOFIA

Sofia elevates the mood of a crowd just by being in the room. She is aliveness personified with a real gift for connecting and a mind that is as sharp as it is flexible. With this skill-set looks may not even matter, but she has them too, just in case. 

LILLY

Experience erotic intimacy and fulfilment by sharing a confidential rendezvous with someone who understands your desires. 

ABBY

When people said the best things come in small packages they weren’t lying. Abigail is a warm, spirited, and bubbly blonde pocket rocket. She is a self-confessed nerd with a wild side. Her slim waist and sexy curves will have you coming back for more.

VICTORIA ROSE

Meet Victoria, your delightfully responsive confidante, effortlessly blending her natural dominance with a captivating charm. Beyond her role as a sought-after kinky companion, she mesmerises audiences as a burlesque performer. With her vivacious, sensual, and humorous demeanour, Victoria not only puts you at ease but leaves you craving more. And let's not forget her enchanting curves, especially her irresistible bubble derrière.

ELLE SANDERSON

Beautiful blonde and elegantly British Elle Sanderson is your cheeky and charming girlfriend next door who adores nothing more than to set all of your senses on fire. Elle's fitness model body delectable smile and infectious personality make time spent with her nothing short of magical with plenty of mischief along the way. Discover the perfect mix of looks, intellect, and a liberal sense of kink. 

LENINA

Lenina Crowne is a statuesque, pre-Raphaelite companion from London. Boasting natural red hair, porcelain skin, and incredibly long legs - she makes for the ultimate head turning companion to have on your arm.

FAYE


This 5ft 3 firecracker is living, breathing proof that good things really do come in small packages. Faye loves nothing more than to let loose and have a laugh, but takes assuring mutual satisfaction extremely seriously.

TABITHA

Tabitha Jones, the goddess of all things splosh and pleasure, a siren of wicked humour, angelic glances and a body of curves that evoke all the mundanity of life to slip into the darkness. Sensual dates will have the hostess of the hour leaving a very sweet taste in your mouth and maybe her own.

ÈVE


Based in Paris and often in London, Ève’s guilty pleasures include being up to no good in all types of international affairs. Always with a twinkle in her eye, she brings along a charming wit and a refreshing sense of playfulness that will leave you craving for more.  

ISLA

Overeducated and underclothed, Isla is the epitome of high-class sensuality. An expert in authentic erotic connection, she is sure to put you at total ease whilst transporting you to new heights of pleasure. Oh, and she has a derrière to die for.